{"product_id":"explosive-diarrhea-this-meeting-funny-sarcastic-t-shirt-offensive-office-humor-tee-rude-gag-gift","title":"Explosive Diarrhea \u003e This Meeting Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Offensive Office Humor Tee | Rude Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe shirt that says what your soul screams every time someone says \"let's circle back.\" Soft, unisex, and 100% more honest than your last performance review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"mb-2 mt-4 break-words text-xl font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-size: 20px; margin: 1rem 0px 0.5rem; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word; line-height: 28px; color: #1b1b1b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFull Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhen Diarrhea Outperforms Your Team\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eLet's be honest: you've sat through meetings so useless, so soul-crushingly unproductive, that a bout of explosive diarrhea genuinely accomplished more in ten minutes than Karen's 45-slide deck did all quarter. We made a shirt about it. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis isn't your average \"Live, Laugh, Love\" nonsense. This is a bold, in-your-face statement piece for anyone who's ever zoned out during a status update and thought, \"I would rather be violently ill right now.\" Featuring a hilariously blunt cartoon toilet graphic and eye-catching white-on-black typography, this tee is built to turn heads, start conversations, and get you side-eyed by HR (worth it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhy You Need This Shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e🚽 Because your bathroom breaks are more productive than your Monday stand-up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e😂 Instant conversation starter (or ender, depending on the room)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e🖤 Bold graphic design that actually looks good, not just \"so bad it's funny\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e🎁 The perfect gag gift for coworkers, bosses, remote workers, or anyone who's ever muted a Zoom call to scream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e👕 Soft, durable, true-to-size comfort — because sarcasm shouldn't be itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e Office workers who've lost the will to live in back-to-back meetings, remote employees who mute themselves to laugh, coworker white elephant gifts, work-from-home rebels, and anyone who believes brutal honesty is the best policy — especially when it's printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eSay what everyone in the meeting is thinking. Wear it loud, wear it proud, wear it to your next \"quick sync\" that definitely won't be quick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 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