{"product_id":"in-god-we-trust-all-others-we-track-t-shirt-funny-spy-surveillance-shirt","title":"In God We Trust, All Others We Track\" T-Shirt | Funny Spy Surveillance Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThere's faith, and then there's \u003cem class=\"italic\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto;\"\u003everification.\u003c\/em\u003e This shirt covers both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFeaturing a shadowy trench-coat-and-fedora detective squinting through a magnifying glass like he's auditing your group chat, this design says what we're all thinking: trust is earned, everyone else gets surveilled. The bold white-on-black graphic reads loud, clear, and completely unbothered — because subtlety is for people who don't already have receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhether you're the family member who remembers everything, the coworker who screenshots emails \"just in case,\" the friend who definitely checked your location before you told them you were running late, or just someone who enjoys watching people read your shirt and immediately get nervous — this one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhen do you wear it?\u003c\/span\u003e Every day. This isn't a seasonal joke, it's a lifestyle. Grocery store, family reunion, therapy waiting room, group project where nobody's pulling their weight — the shirt works everywhere trust is currently under review (so, everywhere).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eMakes an excellent gift for the skeptic, the private investigator at heart, the audit-everyone friend, or literally anyone who's ever said \"I don't trust anyone, and that includes you\" — as a joke. Mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-7 border-boarder-secondary dark:border-boarder-secondary\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border-color: #dedede; border-image: initial; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; height: 0px; color: inherit; margin: 1.75rem 0px; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"mb-2 mt-4 break-words text-xl font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-size: 20px; margin: 1rem 0px 0.5rem; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word; line-height: 28px; color: #1b1b1b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhy People Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eInstantly funny\u003c\/span\u003e — no explanation needed, the shirt does the talking (and the tracking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eHigh-contrast graphic\u003c\/span\u003e that actually reads from across the room, not a blurry mess up close\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003ePerfect gag gift\u003c\/span\u003e for the suspicious sibling, nosy best friend, or overprotective parent in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEveryday wearable\u003c\/span\u003e — not just for one holiday or occasion, this is a year-round personality statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eSoft, durable tee\u003c\/span\u003e built to survive as many wash cycles as your trust issues have survived friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"my-7 border-boarder-secondary dark:border-boarder-secondary\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border-color: #dedede; border-image: initial; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; height: 0px; color: inherit; margin: 1.75rem 0px; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"mb-2 mt-4 break-words text-xl font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-size: 20px; margin: 1rem 0px 0.5rem; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word; line-height: 28px; color: #1b1b1b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWho is this shirt for?\u003c\/span\u003e Anyone with a healthy (or wildly unhealthy) amount of skepticism — parents, siblings, best friends, coworkers, or that one person in the friend group who somehow always \"just knows\" what's going on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhen should I wear the \"In God We Trust, All Others We Track\" shirt?\u003c\/span\u003e Always. There is no wrong occasion for expressing controlled paranoia. Wear it running errands, wear it to Thanksgiving, wear it to the family group chat drama reunion tour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/span\u003e Extremely. It's the rare gag gift that's actually funny \u003cem class=\"italic\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto;\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e wearable — not something that ends up in a junk drawer. Great for birthdays, White Elephant, \"just because,\" or \"I saw your location and I have questions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eDoes the design fade or crack?\u003c\/span\u003e No — printed for durability so the joke (and the judgment) lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhat if I'm the trusting one in my friend group?\u003c\/span\u003e Then buy it ironically. 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