{"product_id":"not-friendly-stop-sign-t-shirt","title":"\"Not Friendly!\" Stop Sign T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eFair warning: this shirt does the talking so you don't have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWe took the most universally understood symbol on the planet — the stop sign — and gave it the one upgrade it always needed: brutal honesty. Instead of \"STOP,\" it says exactly what you're thinking. \u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003e\"NOT FRIENDLY!\"\u003c\/span\u003e Bold white letters, red octagon, zero interest in small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"mb-1 mt-4 break-words text-lg font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-size: 18px; margin: 1rem 0px 0.25rem; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word; line-height: 28px; color: #1b1b1b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis shirt is for the person who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eHas perfected the \"please don't talk to me\" resting face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eGets asked \"you good?\" at least once a day and is, in fact, not good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eWants to skip \"hi, how are you?\" and go straight to being left alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eNeeds a gift for the most unapproachable person in their friend group (we all have one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself as a public service announcement, or grabbing it as a gag gift for the friend who hates small talk more than you do, this shirt does the introducing for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"mb-1 mt-4 break-words text-lg font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-size: 18px; margin: 1rem 0px 0.25rem; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word; line-height: 28px; color: #1b1b1b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhen to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAnytime. Every day. Literally always.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eMonday mornings, before coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eFamily gatherings that run long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eAirplanes, waiting rooms, and grocery store lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eNetworking events you were forced to attend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eAny day ending in \"y\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThere is no wrong occasion for telling the world you're not in the mood — this shirt just makes it official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"mb-1 mt-4 break-words text-lg font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-size: 18px; margin: 1rem 0px 0.25rem; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: break-word; line-height: 28px; color: #1b1b1b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); 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