{"product_id":"you-zarkin-frood-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-t-shirt-sarcastic-sci-fi-tee-for-hoopy-froods","title":"\"You Zarkin' Frood!\" Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt — Sarcastic Sci-Fi Tee for Hoopy Froods","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eLet's be honest: not everyone can pull off \"Zarkin' Frood.\" It takes a certain kind of person — someone who's read \u003cem class=\"italic\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto;\"\u003eThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/em\u003e, knows exactly where their towel is at all times, and has never once needed a Babel Fish to understand sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis shirt is for that person. Congratulations, or our condolences — hard to say which.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFeaturing an original cartoon-style illustration and the highest compliment in the known universe (\"You Zarkin' Frood!\" — a phrase Douglas Adams fans will recognize immediately, and everyone else will just assume is a compliment, which, frankly, it is), this tee is equal parts nerdy nod and walking punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWear it to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eProve you know your towel etiquette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eConfuse literally everyone who hasn't read the book\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003eSignal to fellow Hitchhiker's Guide fans that you, too, refuse to panic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; list-style: outside disc; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1rem; padding: 0px; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e🌌 Original design inspired by \u003cem class=\"italic\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto;\"\u003eThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e😂 Sarcastic, outlandish humor — because normal shirts are boring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e👕 Soft, durable print that survives interstellar hitchhiking (and the wash)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; padding-top: 0.125rem; padding-bottom: 0.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem;\"\u003e🧳 Comes with zero actual towels (bring your own)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhat does \"Zarking Frood\" mean?\u003c\/span\u003e \"Frood\" is Hitchhiker's Guide slang for someone who is truly together — the kind of person who always knows where their towel is. \"Zarking\" is just an emphatic, all-purpose intensifier the galaxy uses when regular adjectives won't cut it. So \"You Zarkin' Frood\" translates roughly to \"you are an exceptionally impressive human being,\" which, frankly, you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eIs this shirt based on a real book?\u003c\/span\u003e Yes — \u003cem class=\"italic\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto;\"\u003eThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/em\u003e by Douglas Adams, first published in 1979 and still the definitive guide to surviving the universe with a towel and a sense of humor. This design is our own sarcastic, cartoon-style tribute to it, not official licensed merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eDo I need to have read the book to wear this shirt?\u003c\/span\u003e No, but you will get significantly more knowing smirks from strangers if you have. Everyone else will just assume you're effortlessly cool and mildly confusing, which is also a valid look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eDoes the shirt come with a towel?\u003c\/span\u003e Sadly, no — even we have limits. But per the Guide, a towel is \"about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have,\" so we recommend sourcing your own immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eHow should I care for this shirt?\u003c\/span\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print — it's durable, but it's not \"survive re-entry\" durable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #1b1b1b; font-family: magicaCircular, 'magicaCircular Fallback', Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #ededed; scrollbar-color: auto; scrollbar-width: auto; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for people who haven't read Douglas Adams?\u003c\/span\u003e Technically yes. 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