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CPR Is Just the Human Version Tee — Funny Paramedic EMT Shirt
CPR: the only job where your success rate depends entirely on how aggressively you can channel your inner 90s kid. This shirt is for the nurses, EMTs, paramedics, doctors, lifeguards, and CPR-certified legends who know that sometimes saving a life feels exactly like smacking a game cartridge and blowing into it like your life depends on it (because, well, someone's does). Soft, durable, and unapologetically honest — wear it on shift, at the gym, or anywhere you want med students to laugh a little too hard. Warning: may cause coworkers to randomly yell "CLEAR!" at you in the break room.
Perfect for: nurses, EMTs, paramedics, ER staff, CPR instructors, lifeguards, med students, and anyone who's ever had to explain chest compressions at a dinner party.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
CPR Is Just the Human Version Tee — Funny Paramedic EMT Shirt
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