You Zarkin' Frood! Sci‑Fi Quote Coffee Cup (11oz & 15oz)

The galaxy's highest compliment, now available before 9am. Don't panic — just caffeinate. A mug for people who always know where their towel is.

Some people need coffee to function. Others need coffee AND to be reminded, first thing in the morning, that they are in fact a certified Zarking Frood.

This mug does both.

Featuring the same original cartoon-style illustration and the single greatest compliment in the known universe ("You Zarkin' Frood!" — straight out of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, for those in the know, and a delightful mystery for everyone else), this mug turns your morning coffee ritual into a small act of interstellar self-affirmation.

Perfect for:

• Staring into the void of your coffee while contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything
• Confusing coworkers who haven't read the book (again)
• Reminding yourself, before you've said a single word, that you are together enough to know where your towel is

Why you'll love it:

• ☕ Original design inspired by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• 😂 Sarcastic, outlandish humor — because a boring mug is a wasted mug
• 🌌 High-quality print, dishwasher and microwave safe (unlike the actual galaxy, which is neither)
• 🧳 Towel not included, but strongly recommended nearby at all times

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Is this mug dishwasher and microwave safe? Yes — significantly more resilient than the Earth was in the original book. 

How many ounces does it hold? This mug comes in both 11oz and 15oz - your choice!

Do I need to have read Hitchhiker's Guide to get the joke? No, but your coffee will taste 42% better if you have.